TIME SAVING TIPS TO GET TO COLLEGE

By Bryan Davidson and David Waddell

In this day and age we all know that getting up and getting everything done in the morning can be a pain. Here are some of our favourite tips to help you gain more time in the morning in preparation for your day at college! We couldn’t narrow it down to our top 10, so here is our TOP 11 TIME SAVING TIPS!!!!!!!

  • Sleep standing at the front door.
  • Literally sprint everywhere.
  • Wear roller blades.
  • Listen to ‘Rack City’ to get pumped.
  • Disposable pee bags to remove toilet stops.
  • Seven showers on a Sunday for each day of the week.
  • Be Nightcawler from X-Men.
  • Invest in a Delorian.
  • Apply for the job of Timecop.
  • Invent Robin Williams’ kitchen from the movie ‘Flubber’.
  • Shave all hair to be aerodynamic.